Total Medals Earned: 504 (From 86 different games.) Total Medal Score: 8,275 Points
Medals Earned: 4/7 (55/185 points)
Medals Earned: 1/5 (25/325 points)
Medals Earned: 14/18 (345/490 points)
Medals Earned: 1/4 (5/305 points)
Medals Earned: 2/4 (10/70 points)
Medals Earned: 2/4 (20/50 points)
Beat the helicopter boss.
Kill 100 enemies.
Have 50 or more bullets at any given time.
Beat the game.
Die 50 times
Beat the game with 5 or less deaths.
Beat the game without dying.
Reach the end with the Crippled disability.
Reach the end with the Illiterate disability.
Reach the end with the Nearly Blind disability.
Reach the end with the Spastic disability.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Successfully shaved it all off!
Successfully find the full beard!
Dig up King Tut
Detect la Poirot!
Lookin' hot in yer Mutton Chops
Successfully find the Napoleon Imperial
Find your soul (patch)
Locate Lemmy!
Hey Abe, my top lip is awful chilly!
Don't f*** with the Fu Manchu
Successfully find the Goatee
Successfully find The Souvarov
Successfully find The Winnfield
Enter random pirate quote here...
Successfully find the Full Gringo!
Successfully audition the Thespian
Rock out the Zappa
Anchor's away! Aweigh? Meh.
Play Yu Jammin
Release your first track.
Release a song that uses "snd_fartreverb"
Release five different songs.
Repair the clock
Repair the robot
Okay it's disarmed, but I can't just leave it BROKEN
Complete 10 levels
Complete 5 levels
Completed the first level
Complete all levels
